For The Loser Now Will Be Later

I Love Country Music But What Happened To It?

I Was Lookin' High An' Low For Them Reds Everywhere, I Was Lookin' In The Sink An' Underneath The Chair. I Looked Way Up My Chimney Hole, I Even Looked Deep Inside My Toilet Bowl.

People Tell Me It's A Sin, To Know And Feel Too Much Within.

Folk Music Is A Bunch Of Fat People.

Pain Sure Does Bring Out The Best In People, Doesn't It?