For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female

If I Was Writing Songs Just For Me I'd Only Play Them In My Living Room, Alone.

My Grandmother Really Liked Virgins. There's Nothing Wrong With Virgins, There's A Time And A Place For That. I Had Other Things On My Mind... Like Robert Plant.

In Our Minds, Love And Lust Are Really Separated. It's Hard To Find Someone That Can Be Kind And You Can Trust Enough To Leave Your Kids With, And Isn't Afraid To Throw Her Man Up Against The Wall And Lick Him From Head To Toe.

I'm The Thing That Fundamentalist Christians Cringe Over.

I Have So Many Different Personalities In Me And I Still Feel Lonely.