For The Nugent Family, Fast Food Is

Where You Have The Most Armed Citizens In America, You Have The Lowest Violent Crime Rate. Where You Have The Worst Gun Control, You Have The Highest Crime Rate.

I Am The Great White Buffalo And I Play An American-made Gibson Guitar That Can Blow Your Head Clean Off At 100 Paces.

If Enough Americans Determine I Could Do A Better Job In Public Office, And Mrs. Nugent And My Beloved Family Agree, There Is No Limit What I Am Willing To Do For My Country.

To My Mind It Is Wholly Irresponsible To Go Into The World Incapable Of Preventing Violence, Injury, Crime, And Death. How Feeble Is The Mindset To Accept Defenselessness. How Unnatural. How Cheap. How Cowardly. How Pathetic.

Hunting, Fishing, And Trapping Is Literally Perfect. It's The Perfect System By Which To Balance And Ground The Animal Populations For Next Year's Productivity.