For The Past Couple Of Years I

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or He Sweats.

I Love Marilyn Monroe. I Think She Was The Coolest Blonde. I Think Like Me She Just Didn't Care What Anyone Thinks. She's Happy. She's Smiling. I Don't Know, I Just Always Thought She Was So Beautiful And She Just Seemed, Like, Magical.