For Those Wondering How To Deal With

It’s Only On The Brink That People Find The Will To Change. Only At The Precipice Do We Evolve.

There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.

I Was A Terrible Dancer. I Dance Like An Englishman.

Who's Ever Going To Write A Film In Which I Get The Girl? Me!

When I Was In School, I Was Beaten Every 30 Minutes. It Never Did Me Any Harm Except For Some Psychological Mal-adjustments And Blurred Vision.