For Too Much Rest Becomes A Pain.

Old People Don't Need Companionship. They Need To Be Isolated And Studied So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have That Might Be Extracted For Our Personal Use.

There Is A Strength In The Even Of Very Sorry Men

Most Grievous Of All Deaths It Is To Die Of Hunger.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

And Not A Man Appears To Tell Their Fate.