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I Do Some Of My Best Reading While Seated In The Bathroom.

Cigarette Sales Would Drop To Zero Overnight If The Warning Said "cigarettes Contain Fat.

Meetings Are Places Where Dead Ideas Rise From Their Graves And Eat The Brains Of The Living.

Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.