For Years, My Husband And I Have

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Throughout The Years I Have Set Up My Own Rules About Eating Food: Never Eat Anything You Can't Pronounce. Beware Of Food That Is Described As, "some Americans Say It Tastes Like Chicken.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

I Have Never Understood, For Example, How Come A Child Can Climb Up On The Roof, Scale The Tv Antenna, And Rescue The Cat ... Yet Cannot Walk Down The Hallway Without Grabbing Both Walls With His Grubby Hands For Balance.