Forgive Everybody But Yourself.

Books Are Never Out Of Humour; Never Envious Or Jealous, They Answer All Questions With Readiness; ... They Teach Us How To Live And How To Die; They Dispel Melancholy By Their Mirth, And Amuse By Their Wit; They Prepare The Soul To Suffer Everything And Desire Nothing; They Introduce Us To Ourselves.

History Proves There Is No Better Advertisement For A Book Than To Condemn It For Obscenity.

Don't Try To Convert The Elderly Person; Circumvent Him.

Only One-fourth Of The Sorrow In Each Man's Life Is Caused By Outside Uncontrollable Elements, The Rest Is Self-imposed By Failing To Analyze And Act With Calmness.

Man Is A Dog's Idea Of What God Should Be.