Fortunately, We Are Not In Control.

My Granddaddy Died When I Was About 6 Years Old, I Think. And My Grandmother Took A Job Cooking In The School Lunchroom. So She Did Great. She Made $18 A Week.

I Don't Remember Moses Writing, 'thou Shalt Not Kill.. Unless You Think You Have A Good Reason.

I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.

I Don’t Believe In Adhering To Any Rules I Don’t Support And I Didn’t Vote For. To Hell With What People Think. Just Be Who You Are And You’ll Be Happy.

Every Now And Then I'll Think Of Something To Put Back In The Show. I Just Kind Of Play It Off The Top Of My Head. If I Do It That Way It Keeps It Kinda Fresh.