Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Nobody Can Be Perfect Unless He Admits His Faults, But If He Has Faults How Can He Be Perfect?

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.