Found A Shaman In A Diaper With

I Just Thank God I Don't Live In A Trailer.

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

I Want To Keep Going As I Have, To Travel, Read, Perform, Write, And Enjoy My Family. I've Promised Myself Only This: No More Laundromats, No More Two-shows-a-night, And No More Deadlines. I'll Work At My Own Pace.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.