Frankly, It's Good Enough To Lock Up

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

Heaven Forbids, It Is True, Certain Gratifications, But There Are Ways And Means Of Compounding Such Matters.

It Infuriates Me To Be Wrong When I Know I'm Right.

Each Day My Reason Tells Me So; But Reason Doesn't Rule In Love, You Know.

There Is No Praise To Bear The Sort That You Put In Your Pocket.