Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I

Who Knows Where The Road Will Lead Us Only A Fool Would Say, But If You Let Me Love You I'm Sure To Love You All The Way.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever Guys And Gals Start Swinging, They Begin To Lose Interest In Conquering The World. They Just Want A Comfortable Pad And Stereo And Wheels, And Their Thoughts Turn To The Good Things Of Life - Not To War. They Loosen Up, They Live And They're More Apt To Let Live.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women.