Friendship Is Love Made Bearable.

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.

Why Marry A Woman If You're Going To Betray Her, And If You're Going To Betray Her, Why Beat Her? The Fault Is Not Hers ... I Sometimes Think The Worst We Do, We Do Behind Closed Doors.

Don't Hope More Than You're Willing To Work.

Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.