Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

A Manager Doesn't Hear The Cheers.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

Slow Thinkers Are Part Of The Game Too. Some Of These Slow Thinkers Can Hit A Ball A Long Way.

The Giants Were Supposed To Have A New Motto, 'shut Up And Deal.'

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.