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If You're A Comic, You Don't Have A Rehearsal Room, You Rehearse On Stage. My Main Concern Is Remembering Everything.

Its Not Easy Being A Man You Know. I Had To Get Dressed Today… And There Are Other Pressures.

Maybe This Is Just Me, But As Time Goes By, I'm More Bewildered By Modernity. It Gets More Unfathomable With Every Passing Year.

I Don't Have Lungs Anymore! Just Two Spare Bags That Flew In Under A Bridge One Day.

You Know It's A Sad Day When Your Child Looks At You And Asks 'daddy, Are These Organic?'