Fun Is About As Good A Habit

I Got My Hush Puppies On. I Guess I Never Was Made Meant For Glitter Rock And Roll.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.