Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.

So We Came To The Ritz Hotel And The Ritz Hotel Was Divine. Because When A Girl Can Sit In A Delightful Bar And Have Delicious Champagne Cocktails And Look At All The Important French People In Paris, I Think It Is Divine.

I Was Making Love To A Man, A Man I Hardly Even Know. He Was Kissing The Face Off Me And I Was Kissing The Face Off Him. And I Found It Highly Satisfactory.

It's True That The French Have A Certain Obsession With Sex, But It's A Particularly Adult Obsession. France Is The Thriftiest Of All Nations; To A Frenchman Sex Provides The Most Economical Way To Have Fun. The French Are A Logical Race.

Today There Are No Fairy Tales For Us To Believe In, And This Is Possibly A Reason For The Universal Prevalence Of Mental Crack-up. Yes, If We Were Childish In The Past, I Wish We Could Be Children Once Again.