Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.

Today There Are No Fairy Tales For Us To Believe In, And This Is Possibly A Reason For The Universal Prevalence Of Mental Crack-up. Yes, If We Were Childish In The Past, I Wish We Could Be Children Once Again.

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

One Might Feel That, At My Age, I Should Look On Life With More Gravity. After All, I've Been Privileged To Listen, Firsthand, Tosome Of The Most Profound Thinkers Of My Daywho Were All Beset By Gloom Over The Condition The World Had Gotten Into. Then Why Can't I View It With Anything But Amusement?

Pleasure That Isn't Paid For Is As Insipid As Everything Else That's Free.