Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

It Was My Father Who Taught Me To Value Myself. He Told Me That I Was Uncommonly Beautiful And That I Was The Most Precious Thing In His Life.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

My Best Friend Is The Most Important Girl, Outside Of Family, To Me. I Met Her When I Went To College And We Bonded Immediately. I'd Do Anything For Her At Any Time. We Phone Each Other Every Day.

What Was I Thinking? Fact Is I Wasn't Thinking. I Didn't Want To Think. I Wanted To Feel.