Genius Is The Capacity Of Avoiding Hard

Wisdom Must Go With Sympathy, Else The Emotions Will Become Maudlin And Pity May Be Wasted On A Poodle Instead Of A Child-on A Field-mouse Instead Of A Human Soul.

Life Is A Checkerboard, And The Player Opposite You Is Time. If You Hesitate Before Moving, Or Neglect To Move Promptly, Your Men Will Be Wiped Off The Board By Time. You Are Playing Against A Partner Who Will Not Tolerate Indecision!

Faith Is The Effort To Believe What Your Common Sense Tells You Is Not True.

Insomnia Never Comes To A Man Who Has To Get Up Exactly At Six O'clock. Insomnia Troubles Only Those Who Can Sleep Any Time.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.