Genius: The Ability To Prolong One's Childhood.

Love Is An Emotion That Is Based On An Opinion Of Women That Is Impossible For Those Who Have Had Any Experience With Them.

War Will Never Cease Until Babies Begin To Come Into The World With Larger Cerebrums And Smaller Adrenal Glands.

Every Election Is A Sort Of Advance Auction Sale Of Stolen Goods.

He Who Eats Alone Chokes Alone.

Economic Independence Is The Foundation Of The Only Sort Of Freedom Worth A Damn