Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

A Verbal Contract Isn't Worth The Paper It's Written On.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

I'll Take Fifty Percent Efficiency To Get One Hundred Percent Loyalty.

This Makes Me So Sore It Gets My Dandruff Up.

Ninety Percent Of The Art Of Living Consists Of Getting Along With People You Cannot Stand.