Get Married, But Never To A Man

To Be In Hell Is To Drift; To Be In Heaven Is To Steer.

Our First Duty, To Which Every Other Consideration Should Be Sacrificed, Is Not To Be Poor.

I Can Forgive Alfred Nobel For Having Invented Dynamite, But Only A Fiend In Human Form Could Have Invented The Nobel Prize.

A Man Who Desires To Get Married Should Know Everything Or Nothing.

Hollywood Keeps Before Its Child Audiences A String Of Glorified Young Heroes, Everyone Of Whom Is An Unhesitating And Violent Anarchist. His One Answer To Everything That Annoys Him Or Disparages His Country Or His Parents Or His Young Lady Or His Personal Code Of Manly Conduct Is To Give The Offender A "sock" In The Jaw.... My Observation Leads Me To Believe That It Is Not The Virtuous People Who Are Good At Socking Jaws.