Get Your Dirty Stinking Moron Knees Off

His Eldest Sister (who Modestly Prefers To Be Identified Here As A Tuckahoe Homemaker) Has Asked Me To Describe Him As Looking Like 'the Blue-eyed Jewish-irish Mohican Scout Who Died In Your Arms At The Roulette Table At Monte Carlo.

All Morons Hate It When You Call Them A Moron.

I’ll Read My Books And I’ll Drink Coffee And I’ll Listen To Music, And I’ll Bolt The Door.

This Is A People Shooting Hat," I Said. "i Shoot People In This Hat.

Don't Tell People What You Are Thinking, Or You Will Miss Them Terribly When You Are Away.