Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage,

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.