Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

The Old Saying Is True, Behind Every Good Man Theres An Incredible Woman.

If I Was A Pokemon, I'll Either Be A Psyduck Or A Jigglypuff.

I Really Don't Want To Thank My Wife Because I Could Be Bussing Tables At The Daily Grill Right Now If Not For Her. Jesus, What A Gig That'd Be.

And I Think For A Man Whose Native Tongue Is Spanish To Be Able To Put Together A Phrase Like 'cultural Genocide' Just Speaks To How Bright He Is.

I've Always Just Shown Up And Tried To Figure Out What's For Lunch And Am I Going To Get To Play Some Racquetball That Night.