Give Your Mind As Long As Possible

The Writing Is The Most Important Bit, And Performing It Is Just Closing The Circle Because I'm Less Likely To Screw It Up Than Anyone Else.

The Americans Are Just More Enthusiastic And More Likely To Engage In Hyperbole.

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

The One Thing I Remember About Christmas Was That My Father Used To Take Me Out In A Boat About Ten Miles Offshore On Christmas Day, And I Used To Have To Swim Back. Extraordinary. It Was A Ritual. Mind You, That Wasn't The Hard Part. The Difficult Bit Was Getting Out Of The Sack.

Yes It's Her Husband. She Hasn't Got Over It. Died Thirty Years Ago.