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Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

Everyone I Talked To Was A Recording-the Bank, The Elevator, Your Office, The School, A Wrong Number. You Used To Be Able To Call A Wrong Number And Get A Person.

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