Glasgow Rangers. God I Loved Playing For

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?

I Am Going To Continue And Bring This Club Forward. I Am Paul Gascoigne The Footballer.

I Know I Would Have Had A Lot More Trophies In My Cabinet If I Went With Him [sir Alex Ferguson].