Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.

Any Attempts At Autobiography Before The Age Of Eighty Seem Pretty Self-involved To Me. There Are A Lot Of Smart Middle Aged People But Not Many Wise Ones.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.