Go Jump Off A Cliff, Leah.

You Nickednamed My Daughter After The Loch Ness Monster?

By The Way, I Love You.” “that’s Why We're Here.

No Point In Ignoring The Truth. Doesn't Make It Worse To Have It Said Out Loud.

I'd Really Like Having A Couple Days Of Being A Rock Star, Although I'd Rather Be A Backup - Like Maybe The Drummer For Muse It Would Also Be Fun To Be Gorgeous, Like Be Charlize Theron, Just For A Couple Of Days.

What's So Funny?" Bella Mumbled. "i Got Food In Her Hair," I Told Her, Chortling Again. "i'm Not Going To Forget This, Dog," Rosalie Hissed. "s'not So Hard To Erase A Blond's Memory," I Countered. "just Blow In Her Ear." Get Some New Jokes, "rosalie Snapped.