God Bless The Homicidal Maniacs. They Make

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

I'm Thinking Of Buying A Church And Changing It Around: Maybe Selling Crack And Having A Few Whores In The Pew.

The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance Is Two Points.

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.