God Created Man, But I Could Do

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

For The First Two Years Of A Child's Life, We Spend Every Waking Hour Tryibg To Get The Child To Communicate. Then We Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Trying To Figure Out How We Can Reverse The Process.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.