God Created Man, But I Could Do

I Will Never Understand Children. I Never Pretended To. I Meet Mothers All The Time Who Make Resolutions To Themselves. 'i'm Going To ... Go Out Of My Way To Show Them I Am Interested In Them And What They Do. I Am Going To Understand My Children.' These Women End Up Making Rag Rugs, Using Blunt Scissors.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

I Am Not A Glutton - I Am An Explorer Of Food

Phrases And Their Actual Meanings: My Teacher Has Never Liked Me. Expect A Phone Call Before Lunch From The Teacher Informing You That Your Child Has Been Launching Hot Dogs By Compressing Them Inside A Small Thermos And Then Removing The Lid Quickly.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.