God Has Given Such Brave Soldiers To

They Best Pass Over The World Who Trip Over It Quickly; For It Is But A Bog. If We Stop, We Sink.

Those Who Appear The Most Sanctified Are The Worst

[to Edward De Vere, Earl Of Oxford, On His Return From Self-imposed Exile, Occasioned By The Embarrassing Flatulence He Had Experienced In The Presence Of The Queen:] My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart.

God Forgive You, But I Never Can.

[when Opposed By Leaders Of Her Council:] I Will Make You Shorter By The Head!