God, I'm Just A Fat Bald Guy,

Well, Over The Years, I've Developed A Stable Of Songs Of Which I'm Known For And Never Get Tired Of Singing.

Making Music, If Youre A Real Musician, You Carry On, Regardless In This World.

I've Been Touring Now Since About '68. I Was In Germany When The Wall Came Down. Unfortunately I Was In New York When 9/11 Happened.

It's Nice To Get A Response From The Artists That I Cover.

Don't Go On American Idol, I Think You'll Spend The Rest Of Your Life Living It Down And I Think It's Getting Kinda Scary, Isn't It?