God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus

To The Extent That I Am Genuinely Educated, I Am Suspicious Of All The Things That The Average Citizen Believes And The Average Pedagogue Teaches.

There Is Something Even More Valuable To Civilization Than Wisdom, And That Is Character.

The Capacity Of Human Beings To Bore One Another Seems To Be Vastly Greater Than That Of Any Other Animal.

For Me To Go Into Politics Would Be Like Sending A Virgin Into A House Of Ill-repute.

Psychotherapy Is The Theory That The Patient Will Probably Get Well Anyhow And Is Certainly A Damn Fool.