God Is An Iron... And That's A

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.

I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying !

Anger Is Always - Always - Fear In Disguise.