God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

Democratic Societies Are Unfit For The Publication Of Such Thunderous Revelations As I Am In The Habit Of Making.

One Day It Will Have To Be Officially Admitted That What We Have Christened Reality Is An Even Greater Illusion Than The World Of Dreams.

I Am The First To Be Surprised And Often Terrified By The Images That I See Appear On My Canvas.