God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

I Seated Ugliness On My Knee, And Almost Immediately Grew Tired Of It.

Repulsion Is The Sentry That Guards The Gate To All That We Most Desire.

When The Creations Of A Genius Collide With The Mind Of A Layman, And Produce An Empty Sound, There Is Little Doubt As To Which Is At Fault.

Right Now I'm The Greatest. I Don't Say This Through Vanity. It's Just That The Rest Are So Bad.

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.