Going On Letterman Is Like Going Off

I Remember My Comic Strips Being Called "new Wave." It Bugged Me.

If I Could Only Turn The Etch-a-sketch Of My Life Upside Down.

When You Think About It, Giving Up Your Real Personality Is A Small Price To Pay For The Richness Of Living Happily Ever After With An Actual Man!

Cartoonist Was The Weirdest Name I Finally Let Myself Have. I Would Never Say It. When I Heard It I Silently Thought, What An Awful Word.

Sometimes, I Think The Only Art Left For Us Is Slowly Peeling The Label Off A Beer Bottle While Somebody Tells You About A Dream They Had.