Golf Is Hugely Important, As It Keeps

My Father Earned Every Penny He Had, And I Would Have Loved To Have Bought Him A Rolls-royce Because His Whole Life Was Cars. Sadly, He Didn't Live To See The Day When I Could Have Done That For Him, Which Still Hurts.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

I Do Lead A Careful Diet, I Don't Overeat, I Have Fruit And Vegetables Every Day And I Drink A Lot Of Water. And My Darling Wife Keeps Me So Young It Is Ridiculous. Being With Her Is An Inspiration As Well.

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.