Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.