Gonna Rain Like A Cow Pissin' On

Well, I Am Becoming Doddering And Old But I Have - I'm Writing Two Books A Year Now. It's Like 220,000 Words Or Something Like Finished, And, Honest To God, I Can't Do That. I Really Do Need The Help Of, You Know, Other People Working With Me.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

With Most Of My Books, I'll Actually Go Out And Look At The Setting. If You Describe Things Carefully, It Kind Of Makes The Scene Pop.

You Have The Feeling That If You Get A Pulitzer, You're Somehow Set For Life.