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I Do Sit-ups And Push-ups At Home, And That's About It. I Have A Gym Card, But I Never Go There. It's A Front. I Pay For The Membership Every Couple Of Years, Thinking I'll Be Embarrassed Enough To Go. But Every Time I Go, There's Like People Twice My Age That Look Twice As Good!

My Dream Job Is To Be A Rock Drummer And The Alternate Drummer For The Foo Fighters.

I Wish I Could Be As Thin As Jessica Simpson. I Think She Looks Gorgeous! I Have Had Jessica On My Show Several Times, And I Can Tell You That Girl Is Genuine And Funny With A Great Self-deprecating Sense Of Humor.

If You're Humble And Hardworking, Opportunities Will Arise For You.

I Had The Lunchbox That Cleared The Cafeteria. I Was Very Unpopular In The Early Grades. Because I Hung Out With My Grandfather, I Started To Bring My Lunchbox With Sardine Sandwiches And Calamari That I Would Eat Off My Fingers Like Rings. I Was Also Always Reeking Of Garlic.