Good Reading Makes For Damn Hard Writing.

Mr. Speaker. I Said The Honorable Member Was A Liar It Is True And I Am Sorry For It. The Honorable Member May Place The Punctuation Where He Pleases.

As There Are Three Of Us Come On Purpose For The Game, You Won't Be So Cantankerous As To Spoil The Party By Sitting Out.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

A Progeny Of Learning.

A Man May Think An Untruth As Well As Speak One.