Good Temper Is One Of The Great

Humour Is The Describing The Ludicrous As It Is In Itself; Wit Is The Exposing It, By Comparing Or Contrasting It With Something Else. Humour Is, As It Were, The Growth Of Nature And Accident; Wit Is The Product Of Art And Fancy.

Without The Aid Of Prejudice And Custom, I Should Not Be Able To Find My Way Across The Room.

Pride Is Founded Not On The Sense Of Happiness, But On The Sense Of Power.

Wit Is The Rarest Quality To Be Met With Among People Of Education, And The Most Common Among The Uneducated.

Well I've Had A Happy Life.