Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

Playing Nuts Is A Game Like Any Other, Neither Better Than Tops, Nor Worse Than Cards. The Game Is Played In Various Ways. There Are 'holes' And 'bank' And 'caps.' But Every Game Finishes Up In The Same Way. One Boy Loses, Another Wins. And, As Always, He Who Wins Is A Clever Fellow, A Smart Fellow, A Good Fellow.

I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among Friends It’s Always Appropriate. A Man Is Only A Man As They Say, But Brandy Is Still Brandy. You’ll Find That In The Talmud Too.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The Poor From Hunger.