Gossip ... Is Only Fiction Produced By

It Was Always Insolent For A Common Man To Take A Chair In The Presence Of A Lady - The Word Lady, We May Be Sure, Capitalized In Her Mind, And Denoting Not Sex But Rank.

If We Would Only Give, Just Once, The Same Amount Of Reflection To What We Want To Get Out Of Life That We Give To The Question Of What To Do With A Two Weeks' Vacation, We Would Be Startled At Our False Standards And The Aimless Procession Of Our Busy Days.

On New Year's Day Every Calendar, Large And Small, Has The Same Number Of Dates. But We Soon Learn That The Years Are Of Very Different Lengths.

Libraries Are The Vessels In Which The Seed Corn For The Future Is Stored.

Professional Psychologists Seem To Think That They Are The Only People Who Make Sense Out Of Human Actions. The Rest Of Us Know That Everybody Tries To Do Just This. What Else Is Gossip?