Gravitas Is The Soup Bone In The

The Goal Is To Have Fun With My Friends.and That Means Sometimes Talking About Things That You Care About.

And My Daughter Said, 'why Are You Yelling At Us?' And I Said, 'i'm Trying To Discipline You!' And Then She Looked Up At Me With Her Tear-stained Eyes And Said, 'this Is How You Teach Children, By Making Them Cry.' And It Was Such A Clenching Reminder - She Won Not Only The Argument, But She Won Life With That Statement. I Just Burst Out Laughing, And I Think They Were So Surprised That I Burst Out Laughing, That They Did Too.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.

Cynics Always Say No. Saying Yes Leads To Knowledge. So For As Long As You Have The Strength To, Say Yes.

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.