Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

Statistically, I'd Say Comedy Writers Are Perhaps The Sanest Category Of Show People. And Why Not? They Make Big Money, And Although It's Not An Easy Trade - Particularly When You're At Your Galley Oar Five Days A Week - It's Easier On The Nerves And The Psyche Than Living With The Brain-squeezing Pressure And Cares Of Being The Star.

Lawyers Work Hard And, Like Us, They're Human, Many Of Them.

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

I'll Be Happy If I Can Just Stay Out Of Nebraska.

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.