Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

To Label Me An Intellectual Is A Misunderstanding Of What That Is.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

The Emotions In All True Anxiety Dreams Are Next To Unbearable.

The Sudden Death At 51 Of James Gandolfini Is Intolerable.

Every Comic Can Report A Few 'gift From The Gods' Moments.